Cunt Keyring
💀 For When Subtlety Just Isn’t Your Thing! 💀
If you or someone you know thrives on sarcasm, swearing, and not giving a toss, this ‘C*NT’ wooden keyring is theperfect little gift. Made from high-quality engraved wood, it’s durable, lightweight, and guaranteed to get a reactionevery time they grab their keys. Whether it’s for banter, a statement piece, or just to wind people up, this keyring delivers maximum impact with minimum effort.
💖 Perfect for: Mates with a wicked sense of humour, unapologetic legends, and anyone who enjoys a bit of sweary fun.
🖤 Key Features:
✔️ Premium wooden keyring – sturdy, stylish & built to last
✔️ Bold ‘C*NT’ engraving – no-nonsense, cheeky & unfiltered
✔️ Attached to a strong metal keyring – perfect for keys, bags & lanyards
✔️ A must-have for fans of dark humour & novelty gifts
🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, stocking fillers, Secret Santa, and anyone who loves a bit of sweary banter.
💀 For When Subtlety Just Isn’t Your Thing! 💀
If you or someone you know thrives on sarcasm, swearing, and not giving a toss, this ‘C*NT’ wooden keyring is theperfect little gift. Made from high-quality engraved wood, it’s durable, lightweight, and guaranteed to get a reactionevery time they grab their keys. Whether it’s for banter, a statement piece, or just to wind people up, this keyring delivers maximum impact with minimum effort.
💖 Perfect for: Mates with a wicked sense of humour, unapologetic legends, and anyone who enjoys a bit of sweary fun.
🖤 Key Features:
✔️ Premium wooden keyring – sturdy, stylish & built to last
✔️ Bold ‘C*NT’ engraving – no-nonsense, cheeky & unfiltered
✔️ Attached to a strong metal keyring – perfect for keys, bags & lanyards
✔️ A must-have for fans of dark humour & novelty gifts
🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, stocking fillers, Secret Santa, and anyone who loves a bit of sweary banter.
💀 For When Subtlety Just Isn’t Your Thing! 💀
If you or someone you know thrives on sarcasm, swearing, and not giving a toss, this ‘C*NT’ wooden keyring is theperfect little gift. Made from high-quality engraved wood, it’s durable, lightweight, and guaranteed to get a reactionevery time they grab their keys. Whether it’s for banter, a statement piece, or just to wind people up, this keyring delivers maximum impact with minimum effort.
💖 Perfect for: Mates with a wicked sense of humour, unapologetic legends, and anyone who enjoys a bit of sweary fun.
🖤 Key Features:
✔️ Premium wooden keyring – sturdy, stylish & built to last
✔️ Bold ‘C*NT’ engraving – no-nonsense, cheeky & unfiltered
✔️ Attached to a strong metal keyring – perfect for keys, bags & lanyards
✔️ A must-have for fans of dark humour & novelty gifts
🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, stocking fillers, Secret Santa, and anyone who loves a bit of sweary banter.
💀 For When Subtlety Just Isn’t Your Thing! 💀
If you or someone you know thrives on sarcasm, swearing, and not giving a toss, this ‘C*NT’ wooden keyring is theperfect little gift. Made from high-quality engraved wood, it’s durable, lightweight, and guaranteed to get a reactionevery time they grab their keys. Whether it’s for banter, a statement piece, or just to wind people up, this keyring delivers maximum impact with minimum effort.
💖 Perfect for: Mates with a wicked sense of humour, unapologetic legends, and anyone who enjoys a bit of sweary fun.
🖤 Key Features:
✔️ Premium wooden keyring – sturdy, stylish & built to last
✔️ Bold ‘C*NT’ engraving – no-nonsense, cheeky & unfiltered
✔️ Attached to a strong metal keyring – perfect for keys, bags & lanyards
✔️ A must-have for fans of dark humour & novelty gifts
🎁 Great for: Funny gifts, stocking fillers, Secret Santa, and anyone who loves a bit of sweary banter.